On any given wednesday..

no man should outlive his fictional wizard.

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why does rainbow road exist

to separate the weak from the strong

The first time I played Mario Kart I was at a house party and had been drinking for about 6 hours prior (I DIDN”T HAVE ANY NINTENDO AS A KID ALRIGHT).

I’ve never been so frustrated in my entire life and I haven’t touched that devil spawned hellish excuse for a racetrack ever since.